MOST COMMON PHRASES SAID BY THE MODERN URBAN BEE KEEPER

- "well, if you consider getting stung more than 14,000 times, than yes, I suppose I am a living legend"

- "I am the glue that holds the mortar that binds the house that shelters the animals who enjoy the shelter and tend to the honeycomb that bees built"

- "vote 'yes' on Proposition 49, requiring all modes of public transportation run on honey by the year 2015"

- "hey wasps! stop gentrifying my comb, yo"

- "outcast is a relative term no matter how pertinent it is regarding my place in society"

- "I have to go out this afternoon, first to Old Navy and then make a quick stop at the drug store"