INSULTS THAT HAVE THE SAME EFFECT AS, 'YOU'RE BEING A WET BLANKET'

- you're being a diaper marathon

- you're being a temperate thermometer

- you're being a cold turkey

- you're being a unwanted pregnancy

- you're being a traffic jam

- you're being a bit confused

- you're being a dangling participle

- you're being a sub-par

- you're being a bad weather

- you're being a hassle-and-a-half