WAYS TO INTELLECTUALIZE WHY YOU LOOK FAT IN THE MIRROR
- you're big, fat and ugly
- the pearls of wisdom are coming out of the giant Japanese oyster and messing with your self-image
- you're aging wider
- mirror's feng not in line with your shui
- retribution for ordering Chinese 50 days in a row
- perspective
- razor burn so bad it makes you look like you're wearing a suit made of jello
- transcendental reflections
- it's actually the mirror behind the mirror that makes you look fat
- you're profile appears a mosaic of chum buckets
1 comment:
Ӏ'm really inspired together with your writing skills and also with the layout on your blog. Is that this a paid subject matter or did you customize it yourself? Anyway keep up the excellent quality writing, it is rare to see a nice blog like this one these days..
Feel free to surf my web blog lip injections
Post a Comment