THREE BLIND MICE, THREE BLIND MICE, SEE HOW THEY:

-have the last laugh

-hedge their bets

-do the electric slide

-eat their pink children

-Anne of Green Gables



-publish and distribute newsletters

-react to a paralyzing stream of voltage

-deal with mounting debt through avoidance

-cuddle and make puppy faces when nobody's watching

-still carry on the nomadic tradition by walking the Silk Road

-totally went through the whole punk rock phase like a million years ago

-recently purchased a beautiful corduroy couch on sale at Pottery Barn

-have started to explore the rest of the charcuterie plate

-nest inside a hollowed-out floor speaker and later drown in a puddle of antifreeze

-decorate their nest with wreaths and holly branches during the yuletide season

-move their bowels in a way that sculpts droppings into beautiful pebble-like objects

-have dabbled in hallucinogens but always come back to opiates