ONLINE DATING SITE FEATURES THAT NEVER CAME TO FRUITION
* * * * * List By: Beppie Q. Huidekoper * * * * *
- web-cam activated sensor device that tracks the number of times you pick your nose per hour and displays this figure on your profile in picks per hour (pph)
- 'your friend got laid' notifier that sends you a message with the lucky friend's name and any pertinent details, while you shift back and forth between your profile page to a number of erotic websites
- feature that searches a database for lewd words or phrases that rhyme with your first or last name--for example, words that rhyme with Jerry Genus or Judith Bartz
- automatic music stream that plays randomized excerpts exclusively from 'Romantic Moments: Classical Music for Lovers' and 'The Nutcracker Suite (trombone, pennywhistle and synthesizer version)'
- 'my-flower' video feed that links the top 5 youtube live flower coverage videos posted that day to your profile
- 'rate-my-toes' survey that asks your friends to rate a close-up photo of your toes from 1-10, 1 being the ugliest and 10 being the prettiest, and displays your average on your profile next to your birthplace
- aptitude test and figure displayed in profile, after which you may only request friendship from others at or below your 'intelligence range'
- feature that displays a new Yiddish word and definition every time you log in, along with the leading culinary sites' top-ranking recipes for noodle kugel, latkes, or gefilte fish
4 comments:
And it isn't as if any of those other sites have gotten it completely right yet, either.
I know for a fact that Beppie did NOT write that list.
There a lot of funny things about dating sites, but still they are not perfect at all, you cannot be sure who are you talking to, so it's better to know some kind of online dating tips, to be ready for living online)))
Hello,nice post thanks for sharing?. I just joined and I am going to catch up by reading for a while. I hope I can join in soon.
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