GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT

- tooth fairies, because you’re 40 and still haven’t lost your baby teeth

- advanced medical treatment

- AARP membership discounts at Denny’s

- vote of confidence

- end of season clearance sales

- equal rights

- Korean orphan

- circumcision ritual

- the end of a two-hour long A.A. meeting and a handle of Jim Beam

- a box inside a box inside a box inside a box, revealing yet another box, albeit gilded and jewel-encrusted

- sweet release

- Jeep Grand Cherokee , fully loaded