RRECENT ADDITIONS TO STARBUCKS MENU:

- Intel Pentium VII drip brew

- Carbon Fiber Macchiato

- Fat Soccer Mom Caramel-Butter Brew

- A Regular Fucking Cup of Joe

- Mozart Symphonic Latte

- Lucid Dream Daily Feel Good Drip

- 400³ Shot Espresso Buzz

- Basil

- Liquid Crisco Mocha Latte

- Raising Awareness for Free Trade Rwanda Roast

- Mocha for Middle Management

- Whale Oil Frappe

- No-Foam Oxymoronic Cappuccino

- Easy Lax Pepto Steamer

- Ebay Countdown Special Reserve

- Triple Cream Cocoa Booty Shake

- Goose Liver and Onion Flavored Coffee

- Hazelnut Toasted Beanie Baby Brew

- Winter Cozy Comfort Cup

- Starbucks Cock Block Special Roast

- Serbo-Croat Blended Electric Drip

- Venti Mochachichaliño

- Double Filtered Swill

- Ugandan Collaborative