THINGS YOU WILL FIND UNDER GUARNERI STRING QUARTET'S BED:

- scrotum enhancing boxer-briefs

- body soil

- cake of prophylactic rosin

- the cleaning lady's old wristwatch

- Black and Milds, patchouli incense, tweezers used as roach clip

- racial tension

- carbon-graphite alloy tuning fork

- Souvenirs from 1998 Burning Man

- performance enhancing drugs

- salves, balms, creams