UNSUNG TALENT OF HIGH-BUDGET HISTORICAL ACTION THRILLER

- real cyclops

- wooden teeth appraiser

- master storyboard specialist on extinct fauna

- assistant to the philatelist

- High Victorian Era white noise replicating machinist

- special needs advisor

- druid coat-clad fluffer

- situationalist

- chief librarian and curator of the document and scrolls division

- outdated steel-cored swiss ball arobicist

- quill and ink writing coach

- guy who morphs into a wolf

- beveled matting instructor

- marine endocrinologist

- lingual specialist in 13th Century Gaillego-Porteguse in the vernacular

- comic-relief munitions specialist

- facial hair pathologist

- caterers for team of vegan prehistoric animals

- butcher, baker, candlestick maker

- pyrotechnomaniacist

- walking stick expert

- fabulous team of period room fabric makers

- phrenologist

- understudy to "guard number 3"

- person responsible for holding on to the key for the suitcase that hides the special captain's booty

- prosthetic octupus arm consultant

- inquisitionist

- irony enforcement

- antique smelling coach

- Tom, keeper of the gallows

- The Queen Magistrate of ostentatious and highly unlikely costume jewelry

- maintenance crew on 'copper smelting' shot