PHOBIAS

- geneophobia - fear of one's own genes

- beacuseophobia - irrational fear of using articles in written and spoken English

- sarousaphobe - irrational fear of sarousaphones

- GREATOPHOBE - someone scared by his/her own GREATness

- remotecontrolophobia - aversion to remote controls and all life-enhancing tools

- folicacidophobia - fear of neighbor's folic acid intake

- teleptobphobe - one who is scared of telepathy; teleportation

- genrephobia - fear of artistic categorization, see also pretentiophilia

- leptonophobia - being scared of sub-atomic particles

- unknownophobia - fear of unknownophobia

- undulophobia - fear of undulating

- Galaptogophobe - one who is afraid of vacationing in the Galapogos Islands

- heliophobia - irrational fear of helium

- eminemaphobia - fear of white rappers

- createophobe - one who is afraid of creating on any level whatsoever

- sprockophone - one who is afraid of the German schprocket

- slutskayaphobia - fear of Russian women; see also olgaphobia

- propsophobia - fear of receiving or throwing props to friends and family. see also: shoutoutophobia

- blobophobe - fear of blobs

- vistaphobe - fear of software updates

- trilesalectinophobia - fear of camping equpiment

- paniniophobia - irrational fear of paninis

- assbergerssyndrophobia - fear of leopard print decorations and fabric

- nondysthymiaphobia - fear of not being not-happy

- extremesalineophobe - one who is EXTREMELY allergic to salt

- narniaphobic - fear of the make-believe and fanciful; see also sedimentaliphilia

- yupectsophobia - fear of dire consequences and all forms of derision

- slantoscaphobia - fear of seeing performance of "Tosca" sitting anywhere other than middle seats of the first mezzanine

- elipsaphobia - fear of circles with irregular radii, see also rectangaphobia (fear of drinking Tang)

- hyperhemiacongealophobia - fear of imminent and sudden death

- opulantophobia - fear of German automobiles with the exception of late model Volvo station wagons

- chillaphobia - see A.D.D.

- semisubconsciousophobia - fear of inattention to any sub-cutaneous or barely-noticeable epidermal abrasion