July 15, 2007

EMERGENCY SITUATIONS THAT REQUIRE A PASSWORD

- when your co-pilot is making a practical joke out of withholding the password needed to contact mission control

- fiance needs it for when they cash in on the prenuptial agreement

- password protected cigarettes are a great way to quit smoking, however it does not guarantee that you wouldn't cave in if given the opportunity

- Chernobyl

- when young child needs to be picked up from school in order to make his surgery that was scheduled nine months in advance

- you are pushing the five-thousand mark on number of attempts to access your email inbox

- two words: avert catastrophe

- your technologically advanced running shoes will not unclamp from the floor ten minutes before the marathon starts (but it is partially your fault for being late since you didn't allow enough time)

- the ticket-seller forgot to give you the password required to activate the headphones with English translation of a traditional Chinese puppet opera, which is just about to start

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Amrita said...

To use your spouse 's ATM or credit card.

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