THINGS A YOGA STUDIO CANNOT ACCOMMODATE
- technology
- instructors that incorporate battle and warfare techniques into their "routine"
- non-edifying behavior
- personality
- shallow promises
- obstructed lines of communication
- sharp knives / firearms
- gyroscopes that strengthen your core eliminating the need for yoga classes altogether
- corporate monoliths
- American civil war action sequences
- hierarchy
- "yoga logs" instead of yoga mats
- vinyasa and hatha, acceptable. shamalamadingdong, unacceptable.
- un-om'ing
2 comments:
Most of those can't even be deemed facetious, because they are just plain true.
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