FASHION TRENDS WITH A SHELF-LIFE OF TEN MINUTES

- sport gurdle

- sweater made of recycled crab meat

- a very intelligent design student figured out a way to make a commute that usually lasts 30 minutes take four hours a conceptual fashion trend

- interchangeable trousers

- unflattering overhead lighting

- polishing your nails, out. polishing your deviated septum, in.

- for ten horrifying minutes the answer to the, "why do firefighters wear red suspenders" joke was, "to hold up their gasoline-saturated wool pants"

- the forensic scientist look

- Gumby costume for everyday use that is twice the size as normal Gumby costume

- pleated socks

- blouse embroidered with real live ball python

- textile designers team with physicists to invent Tune Thread, a fibre that is capable of storing MP3's

- third degree burns