RECENTLY DISCOVERED CONSTELLATIONS OF STARTLING ACCURACY

- intersection of 7th St./2nd Ave., New York, NY, with traffic flowing Northbound

- punk rock drummer headbanging at rate of 240 bangs/second, and a Vic Firth cedar drumstick in hand

- screen shot from season three, episode 14 of The Office (American)

- 30-second clip from the first Steamboat Willy cartoon

- panoramic view of the 1987 Minnesota Twins World Series victory

- a glimpse into your future as a spokesperson for the AARP

- posthumously completed version of Mahler's Tenth Symphony

6'4" man (to-scale in light years)