SUBJECTS OF LAST WEEK'S NEIGHBORHOOD GROUP MEETING

- "so to recap: Stan made a motion to equip all child care centers with fire extinguishers; Amy wants to create a community garden; and Tom wants a pony"

- "no offense, but the chocolate chip cookies that Sue baked had way too much salt"

- opposition party to really short skirts voiced their concerns just before the break

- "I'm sure you all remember when Sabrina said, 'I'd like to make a motion, that this neighborhood group take a chill pill and stop taking itself so seriously"

- whatever happens in this elementary school cafeteria stays in this elementary school cafeteia

- "As was discussed, dating is not allowed between member of our neighborhood and our competing neighborhoods"

- decision to hold applause until the end of the meeting was made after said motion