HIGH-BROW TATTOOS

- your epitaph

- any design that will inspire at least two people to write an epic poem

- list of signators of the Declaration of Independence

- octopus tattoo with tentacles that substitute for arms

- kg. --> lb. conversion

- the word 'syllogism' and all its possible anagrams

- prism (of a unicorn)

- "mood tattoo" - changes color depending on mood, ie. blue=relaxed/tranquil/drowsy; red=fire/free-spirited/insatiable; green=currently unemployed; etc.

- "P-H-I-L-I-S-T-I-N-E"

- slice flesh into flaps that can be used as pages to a book

- A² + B² = C²

- anything Tiger Woods (or Venus Williams)

- bowl of ground cumin

- any tattoo that has a built-in computer chip and makes waterfall noises

- a green crayon, because you know that all tattoos eventually turn green

- 3.141592653. . .

- the first draft of your doctoral dissertation

- a table with three legs and "?" where the fourth should be

- instructions

- banner ads you can actually click on

- choose-you-own-adventure tattoo

- You've already landed a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records. Now shoot for a design so complex it will earn you a place in the Tattoo Hall of Legends.