SCHOLARSHIPS AND FELLOWSHIPS OF QUESTIONABLE RELEVANCE

- competitive university fellowship awarded to two (male) students to study if/what environmental influences inspire men to wear capri's in rural Kentucky

- unlimited number of scholarships given to those wanting to reconcile various competing ideas

- after-school youth program attended by recipients of the Tub, Towel and Sandals Fellowship

- fellowship awarded to two history of economics majors study the history of in-store purchase policy

- fifth annual award ceremony celebrating the International Achievements in Time Management fellow

- The Mr. and Mrs. Hilda J. Gardner Foundation, offering fellowships to those who show exceptional talent in software piracy

- What's Your Favorite Hat scholarship

- T. Ethel Grass Foundation, funding toe circumcision rituals in the Amazon River Basin

- scholarship funding long-sought answers to irrelevant questions

- F.A.O. Schwartz Scholarship, for young peoples who are REALLY good at dropping their toys behind the refrigerator