July 10, 2007

HOUSE WITH UNNECESSARY ROOMS

- dentist office avoidance room

- auxiliary kitchen with walls and appliances covered in sequins

- five seasons screened-in porch

- jack-in-the-box storage closet

- Forbes 500 room

- the I'm Really Tired Room (A.K.A. guest bedroom)

- Harry Potter trophy chamber

- diversity initiative and staffing support room

- underground carriage house

- closet stacked floor to ceiling with orange juice dispensers

- bagel annex

- room for shy and passive people who really want to be alone

3 comments:

Amrita said...

Hilliarious, innovative,interactive,unique,clever,thinking etc etc. This is a list of some words to describe your blog adam. keep going. I 'll link it on my blog.

Laura said...

my dad's putting in a lionel train room. That would most likely fall into this category.

Amrita said...

A recovery room in a funeral palour