WHAT TURTLES DO TO GET IN THE MOOD

- steal a lily pad from its neighbor frog and then running off to giggle underneath the footbridge

- lock lips for like five hours, because turtles move really slow

- take ten minutes to walk across the aquarium and then another ten to whisper a few sweet nothings

- by not just saying, but actually doing

- purr

- wear those jeans that hug all the right places

- put the kids to bed

- clean the poop off the log

- climb on top of each other and never being able to get off

- say, "let's take it slow"