July 8, 2007

THINGS A YOGA STUDIO CANNOT ACCOMMODATE

- technology

- instructors that incorporate battle and warfare techniques into their "routine"

- non-edifying behavior

- personality

- shallow promises

- obstructed lines of communication

- sharp knives / firearms

- gyroscopes that strengthen your core eliminating the need for yoga classes altogether

- corporate monoliths

- American civil war action sequences

- hierarchy

- "yoga logs" instead of yoga mats

- vinyasa and hatha, acceptable. shamalamadingdong, unacceptable.

- un-om'ing

2 comments:

Laura said...

Most of those can't even be deemed facetious, because they are just plain true.

Amrita said...

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