June 8, 2007

BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT TO PRESS

- At the Water Cooler: A Proactive Guide to Cooperative Teambuilding

- antonym sequel such as, Never Loud Off the Eastern Back


- What FDR Ate for Lunch, 1934-1937


- reference book referencing every reference book


- History of Silence


- Practical Application for Microfiche in the Year 2007


- Progressive Thoughts for the Sub-Intellectual Thinker


- I’m a Christian Hear Me Roar: The Life and Times of Jesus H. Christ


- minute-to-minute descriptive writing exercise on permafrost


- Oofta!


- You Promised to Do the Weatherproofing TODAY, and other unjust tales


- minutes from U-Haul Inc. board of directors meeting


- compilation of short stories from freshmen year creative writing course


- Diet Popcorn Recipes


- guide to “subwoofering” a cell phone

13 comments:

Karen said...

Just stopped on by....very, very funny! Great blog!
Lara

ness donnelly said...

love the blog, made me chuckle to myself. added you to my favoutire blogs link. keep writing lists, cause we can NEVER have too many lists.

Jeff said...

Saw you on blogs of note. Had a blast reading your lists.

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JackRyan said...

The Jesus H. Christ one was a hoot....You must have read Mad Magazine in your youth like I did....

mr. said...

you must be very obsessive, compulsive and very funny, ironic too. I will learn English only to understand better your delicious lists!

Adrian said...

sweet! how do you know all of that?

Bizzy Girl said...

Found you on Blogs of Note as well. Great lists! I'm linking you too. :-)

High Power Rocketry said...

: )

SlackerMum said...

Very funny!! I chortled away merrily to myself!

Unknown said...

"You Promised to Do the Weatherproofing TODAY, and other unjust tales"- that was the funniest. Hilarious!

Dianne said...

Great lists. Keep it up- your superiors would be proud. I love the permafrost idea- why didn't it go to the press? ;o)

Big Bore Club said...

Great Blog mate, keep em rolling!