QUOTES FROM MOVIE REVIEWS THAT OPENED TO CRITICAL DISDAIN

- "Two hours of your life you'll never get back"

- "will make you want to set yourself on fire"

- "If given the option. . .I would have chosen life in prison"

- Genre-crossing movie. . .smearing the lines between Crap, Total Crap, and God-Awful Crap"

- "Inspired by a true story"

- "Undeniable"

- "Will make you want to buy [this movie]. . .just so you can throw it away"

- "one billion thumbs down"

- "Sewer stink on the screen? Yes."

- "The extinct pig of modern cinema"

- "Presidential veto"

- "Imagine the worst movie you've ever seen and then multiply it by 100. Then multiply that number by 15"

- "You'd have better luck cutting your lawn with a paper towel than enjoy this film"