I FIND IT REALLY INSENSITIVE WHEN YOU:

- encourage Grandpa to drink his pants through a straw

- insist on calling me Diane when you know my name is Tom

- huddle

- urinate on books

- mispronounce 'niche'

- treat the dining room table as a pommel horse whenever guests are over, in an attempt to relive your success as an Olympic gymnast

- bring up my 'weight issues' at public speaking events

- limit your cell phone coverage just to spite me

- order in when we're already out

- say, "oh no you didn't" each time I fail the bar exam

- hang out in the refrigerator, because your body temperature sucks up all the cold air letting the rest of the food rot