QUOTES FROM MOVIE REVIEWS THAT OPENED TO CRITICAL ACCLAIM

- "If this film were to play 'rock, paper, scissors'. . .it'd be the diamond-tipped sabre"

- "I took out a life insurance policy in honor [of this film]"

- "A Zinger of a Fitzpatrick!"

- "Pretty. . .good"

- "Rivals first trip to the moon. . .in terms of human achievement"

- "on a scale of 1-10, this movie is awesome!"

- "el taco GRANDE!!!"

- ". . .was worth every penny. . .of my child's college fund"

- "The first 20-lane highway of the silver screen"

- "Yessssss. . .Wooooooo!"

- "An honor and a privilege"

- "It's as if 'Brilliance' became a proper noun, sprouted legs, and was ushered through the gates of heaven"

- "Definitive"