IMMEDIATE AFTERMATH OF SUMMITING MT. EVEREST
- empty nutrient-rich bladder
- change tunes on ipod for descent
- take a beauty rest
- exercise poor judgment by ripping off oxygen mask and downing liter of orange juice
- no one cares anymore
- order pizza for helicopter delivery
- finish reading Homer's Odyssey, which you've been saving as reward for climbing tallest peak in the world
- cartwheel into triple back flip with double rotation all the way down the mountain
- speak in language only you and your identical twin can understand
2 comments:
LOL I love it! xD
helicopters can't access the summit of mt. everest. the air is too thin. its called...FACT CHECK!
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