WHAT THREE YEAR-OLDS DO FOR FUN

* * * List By: Lily Thorns * * *
(based on real-life events as a mother of seven)

- when Mom is cleaning for company, uses honey to decorate herself, the dog, and the kitchen, and then sprinkle pretty sugar on top

- picks gum off the underside of the church pew to eat it

- paint lamp with nail polish

- hide big sister's cell phone and blame it on the dog

- rub magnets on the computer screen to watch all the pretty colors

- torture the cat by locking it or zipping it inside any container that it fits in

- spread 'armpit perfume' all over big brother's room

- see how many different things will fit inside the VCR or DVD player, until it won't work any more