THINGS HIPSTERS WILL SOON MAKE IRONIC, PART 2

- voice recognition software

- stalactites and stalagmites

- Japanese tour groups

- ordering a beer that is "extra-hoppy"

- the word 'pontiff'

- lute music of the late Italian Renaissance

- discovering (and naming) new planets

- purchasing URL's that contain the word 'bot' and is used as a double entendre

- products by Norelco

- Chubby Checkers

- RT in-state plane flights

- rain sticks

- volunteering at the zoo

- Norse mythology