June 15, 2007

HIGHER LEVELS OF SOPHISTICATION

- measurements that transcend numbers

- surrey with the fringe on top (of the world's tallest man-made structure)

- zero's and one's replaced by eh's and aye's

- ten thousand trilibyte graphing calculator

- that guy, Chucho, after he returned from astronaut camp

- data transfer!

- digitized acupuncture

- employers that assess applicants on who they do NOT know

- non-invasive psychic probing

- 0001100 1111010010011 100010100

- mirrors so powerful they open unknown portals into yet-to-be-discovered dimensions

- seeing past racial differences and instead focusing on racial similarities

- computer processors so small they don't even exist

- learning to cope with a full bladder under one billion pounds of pressure and several years of stress

- unsolved mysteries

- Zorgon

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Non-invasive psychic probing - sounds rather paradoxical. Almost as if my own imagination could not even wrap around it. Interesting list and even more interesting that you'd label it "Higher Levels of Sophistication." How did this "level" of genius come about, may I ask?