THINGS HIPSTERS WILL SOON MAKE IRONIC

- comb-over

- Beanie Babies

- permanent markers

- the year 1999

- men wearing large hoop earings

- career as dental hygienist

- the word "live"

- bunions

- reverse psychology

- mowing the lawn

- prime numbers

- birthday celebrations at Applebee's

- elastic waistbands

- caligraphy

- walking backwards