June 13, 2007

INSPIRATIONAL STATEMENTS THAT DON'T ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING

- 'The horizons of your success exceed the horizons of your expectation'

- 'Become a better person. Live a better people.'

- 'Shining a light on your thinking illuminates your thoughts about yourself'

- 'Walk a mile in my shoes and you'll realize that we stand in the same place'

- 'A friend is a friend's best friend'

- 'You are the water under your own bridge'

5 comments:

ginthefer said...

It is almost painful to read these. they remind me of things my boss says except she has serious issues prounouncing simple words so that makes meaningless saying *much* funnier.

pilgrimchick said...

You have to assume that someone truly made the attempt to say something profound, but lost the train on the way. At least we all can get a laugh out of it.

ancient clown said...

Blessings;

I always thought it was;
"Walk a mile in a man's shoes and you'll be a mile away with a new pair of shoes."
Oh well, live and learn. Filled my quota today so I can relax for the rest of the afternoon, unless I can learn something else new and then take tomorrow off.
your humble servant,
ancient clown

Daniel J. Neeley said...

Classic!

steve said...

took me a while to work it out but pretty cool when you get it

steve