IF I KNEW YOU WERE COMING I'D HAVE:
- swept
- baked a cake
- staged an unimpressive but thoughtful reenactment of the Korean War
- tidied up the house
- slaughtered a goat
- written a piece of historical fiction based on your ancestry
- impressed you
- built you a harpsichord
- smiled
- taped a note to the front door
- moved the mountains and parted the sea
- worn appropriate clothing
- bent my knives into plows
- drank the rest of the top-shelf liquor so I didn't feel obligated to offer you any
- kicked Nancy Reagan
- jumped down from my high horse
- made a bird feeder out of an old milk carton
- done background research
- left an away message saying, "out doing laundry"
- called for hired help
6 comments:
You'd drink all the top shelf liqour! That ain't right. What's on the bottom shelf?
worn clothes?
.. i'd have ..
- invited someone else too!
- finished all the belgian chocolates
- sent my car for 2-day servicing
- repaired the UPS
- left some of the friday pizza
- asked you to postpone
- asked you to come on bargain-tuesday
hey, cool post!
aww, how thoughtful. ..... yea..... =(.........--_--
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