INSTITUTIONS OF LOWER-LEARNING

- witch school / Halloween school

- any school who's enrollment is open to reindeer

- Black Water Cooking Institute

- Unrehabilitated Academy

- acting school

- International Institute for the Advancement of the One-Legged Tripod

- The Academy (as opposed to THE Academy)

- finishing school for alligators

- prison education enrichment programs who's syllabus is determined by access to smuggled books

- Abacus Polytechnic

- I.C.D. (Institute for Cognitive Degeneration)

- College for the Uninspired and Uninspiring

- O.M.P.I. (Outdated Medical Procedure Institute)

- rehabilitation schools for the terminally ill

- Fast Rabbits Racing Academy

- Applebee's University