LIVING THE HIGH LIFE

- order hotel turn-down service for your kleenex

- art museum pieces on permanent loan at your own house

- real estate holdings on Neptune

- re-untrain your hamster to run on his wheel so you have the pleasure of training him one more time

- petition God to have rested on the 6th AND 7th day

- burn off that pesky planters wart

- CTRL + B; CTRL + I; CTRL + U; CTRL + ME

- copyright your child's first words, 'mooma' and 'dadoo'

- print full page Sunday newspaper ad. of to-do list that only .000001% of the population can relate to

- wax poetically with custom laser sculpted wax

- stop world hunger by UN-backed Atkins Diet initiative

- rewrite history