THINGS 14 YEAR-OLD GIRLS DON'T WANT THEIR DAD TO BRING ON A FAMILY VACATION TO THE CARIBBEAN
- Juicy Couture shirt that spells JUICY across the front in Swarovski crystals
- company golf team
- 14 year-old boys. Yuck!
- the bible
- pictures taken in the bathtub during toddler years
- chamber pot full of margarita mix
- laptop with flight simulator
- complete embarrassment
- total embarrassment
- constant embarrassment
- debilitating embarrassment
- air quotes
- toothpicks to chew on
- alcoholism
- Leave it to Beaver DVD anthology
- loud-speaker announcement, "Ashley, you forgot your training bra"
- results of popularity contest
- entire line of Tommy Bahama Hawaiian shirts with hibiscus floral design
- acne
- collection of WWII British canons
- impersonation of Justin Timberlake
- line item veto privileges
- conference call with teachers past and present
- silly voices
- Darth Vader theme music on repeat
- Dairy Queen job application
10 comments:
nice blog. it's funny.
True TRue
Actually, I know from experience (I am a thirteen year old girl, so not really, but I can imagine myself in three months) that fourteen year old girls would like fourteen year old boys to come. : )
heheheh... love the line item veto and use it with my 15 yr old daughter. Unfortunately that sends the message that she is living in a democracy instead of our lovely little parental totalitarian regime. :)
I agree. 14 year old boys make life better. specially if they're cute.
witty and insightful.. were you once the brother of a 14 year old girl? LOL
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