UNREASONABLE DEMANDS
- take the garbage out 24/7
- a second opinion is not enough. you need at least 75 opinions
- get to Zelda's last cave level without dying
- Yanni as soundtrack to your life
- build scale model of Taj Mahal using four toothpicks and a three-ring binder
- perform an autopsy on yourself
- convince international Olympic committee to choose your backyard for upcoming summer games
- fake your own death while giving speech at televised award ceremony
- convince your friends that Stephen King is your best friend and then pay Stephen King to hang out with you for an afternoon
- count to infinity
- visit grandparents at their assisted living home more than once every three months
- will yourself to get out of bed before 1pm on the weekends
- take the Snickers challenge with hands tied behind back
- swallow your own cough
- instead of a friendship bracelet, get a friendship tattoo with someone who used to be friend with, but had a bad falling out with several years ago
13 comments:
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swallowing anybody's cough would be difficult.
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I actually tried to build that model of the Taj Mahal. It didn't work very well.
HAHAHAHA!
instead of a friendship bracelet, get a friendship tattoo with someone who used to be friend with, but had a bad falling out with several years ago
amazing.
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eh, another demand:
lick your own elbow.
Use a port-a-potty 12 seconds after some no-neck trucker has just sauntered outta there, being trailed by a suspicious green cloud of doom.
Wear suspenders - with swim trunks.
I'm definately a fan of random lists! I found this one enjoyable since, as a teacher, I sometimes have unreasonable demands :-)
instead of a friendship bracelet, get a friendship tattoo with someone who used to be friend with, but had a bad falling out with several years ago
One I can agree with....near to impossible since I never want to see or talk to her again...but I do forgive her....
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